29 Movies Drastically Improved With Goats

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Never turn your back on a goat. H/T The Hashtag Game for creating this glorious addition to the internet.

1. Goats don’t expect you to talk–they expect you to die.

2. And they’re not above going back in time to kill a bitch…

3. While proudly fucking shit up along the way.

4. Their hair is full of secrets.

5. And they strike fear into the hearts of every man, woman, and child.

6. Goats will body check you into oblivion.

The Mighty Goats. #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat

— NHLonNBCSports (@NHL on NBC)

7. And don’t think they won’t bench you.

One of the all-time sports films: Coach Goater. What an inspiration. #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat

— ladbrokescomau (@Ladbrokes.com.au)

8. They’ll cut you.

#ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat Wait stop this is amazing:

— NickTypesWords (@Nick Simmons)

9. And steal yo woman.

#ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat Goat Disney proudly presents: Goatahontas

— GeorgeMcCallum1 (@George McCallum)

10. Goats will cheat, lie, and steal their way to the top.

One more couldn’t resist……..”Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Goats”#ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat

— eddietemistokle (@Eddie Temistokle)

11. And won’t hesitate to pop a cap in your ass.

“As far back as I can remember, I’ve always wanted to be a goat.” #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat

— PaulMurphyBooks (@PaulM)

12. Because they like the way you die, boy.


— gwapstackszzz (@CREEP!! ;P)

13. They’ll proudly show you some skin.

#ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat Our Graphic Designers are not above a good Photoshop challenge. http://t.co/yC2g1g0koF

— CelebHush (@CelebHush)

14. Then frame you for murder.

Happy Year Of The Goat. Lets revisit our #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat creation from last week in celebration.

— rooftopfilmclub (@Rooftop Film Club)

15. They get off on being mutants.


— GathuTheMADKID (@Gathu TheMadKid)

16. Because they know they run the future.

#ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat Sorry, couldn’t resist!’Goat To The Future – Part II’

— clcsimon (@Simon Johnson)

17. Goats will search for the Fountain of Youth to maintain their hot physiques.

Goats Of The Caribbean #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat

— AboveAverage (@Above Average)

18. And dance all along the way.

Double goat reference! We win this hashtag. #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat

— rooftopfilmclub (@Rooftop Film Club)

19. They’ve made out with Tom Hanks.


— gcudave (@David McArthur)

20. And Ryan Gosling.

The Goatbook #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat

— EverythingGoats (@Goats)

21. And they can play Kevin Costner better than Kevin Costner.

If you build it, he will goat. #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat

— GatewayGrizzlie (@Gateway Grizzlies)

22. Goats proudly taught George Clooney how to be a professional goat-starer.

The Goats Who Stare At Goats #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat

— emekamcquade (@Emeka McQuade)

23. And they chopped off James Franco’s arm themselves.

127 Goats #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat

— LikeGoatsDaily (@ILikeGoatsDaily)

24. Goats aren’t supposed to eat chocolate, but they’ll do it anyway because they’re fucking goats.

What the hell, one more … for now #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat

— MackLiddell (@Mackenzie Liddell)

25. And that won’t be the only thing they eat.

#ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoatDeep GoatRated X Cuz it’s B’aaaaaaad

— Laughing_Lyon (@Laughing Lyon)

26. They love playing games.

A #fun design make for #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoatI made a #Sawmovie with the main character being a #GOAT!

— ImageNedeau (@Scott Nedeau)

27. And won’t hesitate to strangle a dog with their bare hooves.

#ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat I Am Goat

— Mister_Scarber (@Gerg Scarber)

28. But most importantly, goats really, really love orgies.


— AnthonyLee59 (@Onedirection Dad 5/5)

29. And being billionaire playboys with a damn agenda.

#ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat fifty shades of goat

— tastyoakley (@Lisa Oakley ✗)


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