Ace expecting tears during ‘the education of Chuck Hagel’ on Jewish history

http://twitter.com/#!/ChampionCapua/status/304396304119902208

Someone, somewhere still thinks that former Senator Chuck Hagel would make a fine Secretary of Defense. Sure, some had their reservations about Hagel and his disdain for the “Jewish lobby,” but Sen. Chuck Schumer ran interference this morning, saying that after a 90-minute meeting, Hagel “almost had tears in his eyes when he understood” how hurtful his words could be.

“I said when everyone else can lobby but all of a sudden when those of us who are pro-Israel lobby, it’s a negative, that’s a double standard,” Schumer recalls. “And I’m sure you didn’t mean it, but it harkens to the old days.” The irrepressible Ace of Spaces wonders: if that’s enough to bring Hagel near tears, what else is in store? Let #theeducationofchuckhagel begin.

Hagel Cried Tears of Realization when Chuck Schumer told Him Jews had been historic victims of suspicion by gentiles ace.mu.nu/archives/33772…

— DepressiveBlogger69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) February 21, 2013

But the real storyis that Chuck Schumer had onion powder up his sleeve to produce the tears. It’s a well known trick of the Crafty Ones

— DepressiveBlogger69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) February 21, 2013

Chuck Hagel has now watched Fiddler on the Roof so he’s all up to speed now.

— DepressiveBlogger69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) February 21, 2013

It’s gonna break this poor man’s heart when he finds out about WWII…

— DepressiveBlogger69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) February 21, 2013

Let’s not tell him. What difference, at this point, does it make?

We should probably tell him later, after he’s a little time to adjust to his current shock.

— DepressiveBlogger69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) February 21, 2013

@aceofspadeshq They must have missed that whole ugly Holocaust thing when he was studying for his history major.

— NDH (@mflynny) February 21, 2013

#theeducationofchuckhagel His previous position was “I thought these jews were just making things up, to trick me!”

— DepressiveBlogger69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) February 21, 2013

#theeducationofchuckhagel “I can still say they’re Crafty, right?I mean, that’s pretty much a compliment”

— DepressiveBlogger69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) February 21, 2013

When Schumer gets over with his ethnic makeoever, we’ll be pronouncing Hagel’s name as “Hhcrhuck Chhagel” #theeducationofchuckhagel

— DepressiveBlogger69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) February 21, 2013

#theeducationofchuckhagel “The Holocaust, whether or not it happened, is a lesson for us all”

— DepressiveBlogger69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) February 21, 2013

#theeducationofchuckhagel“Pogroms?!! I thought you said *PROGRAMS*!!!”

— DepressiveBlogger69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) February 21, 2013

#theeducationofchuckhagel Chuck Hagel just said the sequester would be “a mitzvah”

— DepressiveBlogger69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) February 21, 2013

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/02/20/ace-expecting-more-tears-during-the-education-of-chuck-hagel-on-jewish-history/

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