FEMA administrator offers boating advice; Kayakin’ Kerry ignores

http://twitter.com/#!/CraigatFEMA/status/353133921040478211

Breaking: Should your boating excursion go awry, it’s much easier to find you if you don’t sink. Your government is looking out for you!

But it looks like plugged-in, hard-working Secretary of State John Kerry doesn’t want to be found during his Nantucket vacay. (You know, the vacation the State Department denied.)

http://twitter.com/#!/Timodc/status/353150224295931906

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No life jacket? Well, when it comes to “sink or swim,” Kayakin’ Kerry never was much for swimming.

Chaos in Egypt is hard. But laser-like focus on the Nantucket Sound? Easy peasy!

Related:

Twitter user: ‘Kerry sailed right by me yesterday on the Nantucket sound’ [photo]; Update: Boston Herald confirms Kerry is on Nantucket

Another tweeter, surely mistaken, hears that John Kerry is celebrating July 4 on Nantucket

Cavalcade of conflicting info: Where in the world was John Kerry as Egypt lurched into chaos?

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/07/05/fema-administrator-offers-boating-advice-kayakin-kerry-ignores/

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