Heat star has baby, plans to open prehistoric amusement park
That’s the boring part.
The fun part comes with all of the jokes about what the offspring of a man consistently linked to velociraptors via internet memes might look like. These, in addition to all of the other Bosh jokes that help us get through the week, make today a Thursday to cherish.
Come on, just look at that footprint. Something doesn’t add up.
You think Chris Bosh will be checking on his eggs at half time to make sure they didn't hatch? #DinoDad
— opie radio (@OpieRadio) May 1, 2012
Chris Bosh having a baby means one thing: For once, he wasn't soft. #BaaDumTss
— Cash-us Clay (@MF_BLIN) May 3, 2012
Chris Bosh had a kid! Lol. Little dinosaurs roaming the earth
— Stephen Roberson ™ (@StevieSteve_O) May 3, 2012
Chris bosh is trending I guess jurassic park is on tv #helookslikearaptor
— Billy Berotti (@BigBillBerotti7) May 3, 2012
Congrats to Chris Bosh, who had a little baby velociraptor today #sorrynotsorry
— Alissa Bambarger (@Abam16) May 3, 2012
I see Chris Bosh has a new fan today, by default of course.
— James Toscano (@Jimmy_Toscano) May 3, 2012
Chris Bosh just had a son, I feel sorry for that kid already.
— Sean Harris (@YSFSean) May 3, 2012