http://twitter.com/#!/eriContrarian/status/512303762309148672

As Twitchy reported, the saga of “Django Unchained” actress Daniele Watts has taken pretty tawdry turn. Watts initially claimed police detained her after mistaking her for a prostitute (also, racial profiling, natch). But new evidence suggests that she was in fact busted for having sex in a car with her chef boyfriend, in full view of the public. Whoops.

Anyway, a lot of people are focusing on what may or may not have been going on in the car, but some are also fascinated by what was happening on the outside:

@TheFin99 @TMZ @eonline what is going on with the rear bumper, is it gone?

— jb (@pepsicocom) September 17, 2014

Let’s have a look, shall we? Via TMZ:

Huh. How do you like that?

@TMZ I'm sorry but I couldn't look past the banged up Mercedes with the missing bumper. HORRIFIC.

— Narni Pants (@NarniPants) September 17, 2014

@TMZLive did they get a ticket for no bumper?

— Tony Gray (@Golfertony) September 17, 2014

is no one concerned where their back bumper went? http://t.co/jMqZwBzNei that will be a fix it ticket

— Amy Otto (@AmyOtto8) September 17, 2014

Ok, Django actress was riding boyfriend..blah..blah..I just want to know, why does her boyfriend's car hv no bumper? http://t.co/69ZRsT305m

— Milkshakes Anytime (@MomMilkshake) September 17, 2014

@TMZ Sweet ride. Dig the missing bumper.

— Boyler (@mobile_air_man) September 17, 2014

@MomMilkshake @RBPundit obviously because her boyfriend can’t afford a bumper or an apartment to have sex in.

— Nothing But October (@bitingtea) September 17, 2014

I'm assuming they used the bumper for midday street sex once before, which caused it to break off.

— eric (@eriContrarian) September 17, 2014

Gah!

Why can’t a working actress and a “celebrity chef” afford a bumper for their car?

— authorNYSE (@authorNYSE) September 17, 2014

If you are famous enough to have a "publicist", buy your boyfriend a bumper.

— Milkshakes Anytime (@MomMilkshake) September 17, 2014

True that.

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Related:

‘Django Unchained’ actress Daniele Watts cries racism, cops say indecent exposure

Story of racist LAPD from ‘Django Unchained’ actress ‘falling apart’ [photos]

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