25 Insanely Sexist Vintage Valentines
Let’s objectify, hunt, stalk, pressure, and threaten violence, all in the name of romance!
The subtext: Whether you like it or not.
“I hate to steal anything but a hug, but gee…I have no respect for women’s boundaries!”
Sexist AND racist…a winning combination!
Gonna pretend this is an offer for oral and not a threat.
Intimate partner violence…totes adorbs!
Double daring/threatening…po-TAY-to/po-TAH-to, amirite?
“You tried to literally barricade yourself from me…but I’ll ignore that fact because I like you!”
“Happy Valentine’s Day! Here’s a dead puppy!”
Why stop at threatening women when you can threaten their entire country?