Bottoms up! Twitterers plan to drink away their fiscal cliff woes!/binky73069/status/285807196690841600

As Americans prepare to plunge head-first over the fiscal cliff, some folks are hoping to soften the inevitable blow by drinking themselves into a stupor:

Looks like we are headed off the Fiscal Cliff. My advice, start drinking heavily…Happy New Year, all…!

— Polaner Selections (@dpolaner) December 31, 2012

Have started my “fiscal cliff” drinking game, will likely be drunk for weeks #fiscalcliff #congressfail

— Erin S (@nireabucs) December 28, 2012

Preparing for the #fiscalcliff by getting drunk w/ the girls at the Blaguard. Stop on by.

— MsGidget (@msgidget654) December 28, 2012

drink to the new year, if not drink to forget the fiscal cliff. #PASSTHETEQUILA

— Kelsey Marie (@k_licul) December 31, 2012

The fiscal cliff is why I drink.

— Daniel Cecil (@DrinkyMcGee) December 31, 2012

Tonight we drink to the fiscal cliff. Here’s to congress letting us fall off the end.

— Amye Lynn (@amyeisachaser) December 31, 2012

The best way to keep up with the Fiscal Cliff negotiations? Start drinking. Right now.

— Doug Mataconis (@dmataconis) December 31, 2012

They say if you drink a lot before falling off a cliff it won’t hurt as much so “salute~ to all the world #fiscalcliff

— Jon Tucci (@tucciredeye) December 31, 2012

I was gonna get drunk as fuck anyway, but this fiscal cliff shit looks shitty

— Habib Coulibaly (@TheFalconGod77) December 31, 2012

Thats ok…i’ll be 2 drunk to care RT @88nascarnurse: Just think, this time tomorrow night we’ll be preparing to go over the fiscal cliff! #FB

— Future Flo Night (@Future_FloNight) December 31, 2012

Let’s all get drunk and write nasty letters to congress. It seems like it would do as much good as writing them sober. #dumb #fiscalcliff

— Andrew Franks (@AndrewMFranks) December 30, 2012

2012 was a bad year for a lot of people, if were going over the fiscal cliff, I will be going over drunk

— Totallllllly Kengle (@DJKENGLE) December 31, 2012

So we’re going over the fiscal cliff. Basically we are about to hit a low worse than the great depression of the 20’s. Let’s get drunk now.

— Kiefer Swanson (@WizKiefaaa) December 31, 2012

I will be so drunk tonight I’ll be laughing as we fall off the #fiscalcliff

— Steven Wickman (@NeHumanesCrede) December 31, 2012

We gon get drunk tonight and go smooth off the fiscal cliff…yolo

— Brian Broadnax Jr. (@CloudyTHC) December 31, 2012

I don’t know about everyone else, but tonight I’m drinking for the fiscal cliff.

— Julianna (@j_liannaflores) December 31, 2012

We be going off the cliff tonight. Drink up #fiscalcliff

— Kristen Campbell (@kristencampbe11) December 31, 2012

Be safe tonight! After midnight, there will be lots of people drinking and driving off the #fiscalcliff. Happy New Year!

— People Are Idiots (@StoidiEraElpoep) December 31, 2012

Hey, if we’re gonna go off the cliff, we might as well enjoy ourselves.

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