http://twitter.com/#!/matthewamiller/status/395569436561641472

Ladies and gentlemen, that’s former DOJ spokesman Matthew Miller setting the bar as low as possible. Reach for the stars!

http://twitter.com/#!/mmurraypolitics/status/395570573415157760

Of course, Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius isn’t even meeting the “no embarrassing misstatements, no bad YouTube moments” standard of “success” in her congressional testimony today.

http://twitter.com/#!/redsteeze/status/395572182656761856

Twitchy founder/CEO Michelle Malkin is live-tweeting the lowlights:

http://twitter.com/#!/michellemalkin/status/395549470726692864
http://twitter.com/#!/michellemalkin/status/395552395213545472

Yes, that really happened.

http://twitter.com/#!/michellemalkin/status/395556824188862464
http://twitter.com/#!/michellemalkin/status/395563606982414336
http://twitter.com/#!/michellemalkin/status/395564392055447552
http://twitter.com/#!/michellemalkin/status/395567753014157312
http://twitter.com/#!/michellemalkin/status/395569213252722688
http://twitter.com/#!/michellemalkin/status/395569617541672960

And then, of course, there was this totally not YouTube-worthy moment just after Miller announced his measurement of success.

http://twitter.com/#!/charliespiering/status/395575705880104960

Harper: Is the President responsible?

Sebelius: …Yes.

Harper: My time has expired.

Sebelius: "Whatever."— Moe Lane (@moelane) October 30, 2013

http://twitter.com/#!/michellemalkin/status/395575265427877889

Related:

More Twitchy coverage of the House Energy and Commerce Committee hearing

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/10/30/delusional-ex-spox-for-eric-holder-dreamy-sebelius-is-totally-rockin-the-o-care-hearing/