‘I wanna scalp her’: Palin haters fall for fake quotes, hurl nastygrams

http://twitter.com/#!/de_ana/status/403948498313154560

New tone! Also, Sarah Palin said what now?

http://twitter.com/#!/dunnclan/status/403781131348086784

https://twitter.com/wkfung108/status/403897514547359744

That’s right. It’s not The Onion. It’s the Free Wood Post, another satire site that’s fooled many a liberal with its spoofs of conservative politicians. Here’s a snippet of the over-the-top, screamingly obvious Thanksgiving satire:

Palin sat dumbfounded unaware of any controversy. The host went on to fill her in on the fact that many Native American tribes do not celebrate the holiday. In fact, it is a day of mourning for them. And those that do celebrate the day do so because it is a reminder that they survived mass murder, forced relocation, the theft of their land and many other injustices.

Palin’s response was astounding, “Thanksgiving is for real Americans not Indians. We founded this Christian nation. Why if it wasn’t for the God-fearing pilgrims, the natives would still be running around in loin cloths shooting at things with their arrows.”

http://twitter.com/#!/nikkisantos6/status/403926884213211136

No, doll. You are. The header on the Free Wood Post announces, “News that’s almost reliable.” And then there’s the disclaimer:

https://twitter.com/GerryDawes/status/403980883574525952

Snopes has also rated this one “false.”

http://twitter.com/#!/snopes/status/405053400770826240

But try convincing the lefty tolerance brigade that Palin said no such thing. Facts — and civility — ain’t easy when you’re frothing at the mouth.

https://twitter.com/ShannlynSE/status/403933160637231104

http://twitter.com/#!/martymagpie/status/404085730663620610
http://twitter.com/#!/Roger_Pena54/status/403810471779643392
http://twitter.com/#!/anjunatayy/status/404153514265284609
http://twitter.com/#!/Danielvegan1/status/404348305934532608
http://twitter.com/#!/black_cat46/status/405112206079311872

https://twitter.com/Kisskissdarling/status/403981001560719361

http://twitter.com/#!/PorchPossum/status/404003591922647040
http://twitter.com/#!/sone_yeah/status/403920659052392448

Tell us again that the War on Women comes from the Right.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/11/27/i-wanna-scalp-her-palin-haters-fall-for-obviously-fake-indian-quotes-hurl-nastygrams/

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