http://twitter.com/#!/Alex_Mulcrow93/status/448478469002104832

Something tells us that won’t be an issue for ol’ Musket:

http://twitter.com/#!/piersmorgan/status/448445054840209408

Bummer, man.

http://twitter.com/#!/richdurand77/status/448494542971736064
http://twitter.com/#!/Ryzzo_Tim/status/448488317357924352
http://twitter.com/#!/xinemd/status/448457202328559616

Oh, snap.

http://twitter.com/#!/SuperAndrea/status/448446122093056000

Indeed, Piers is far more pleasant when no one can hear him. We’d much rather he be alone with his thoughts than share them with us.

We hope Musket will make use of all this sudden free time to do some introspection. Here’s a poem to get him started:

@piersmorgan
Piers enjoy your schedule,
It really looks quite fun,
Relax happily in the knowledge,
That it's the best work you've done!— HappyRhymingTroll (@RhymingTroll) March 25, 2014

Bravo!

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Related:

Twitchy coverage of Piers Morgan

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/03/25/into-the-great-wide-open-piers-morgan-shares-his-upcoming-schedule-pic/