Piers Morgan threatens to deport himself; citizens ask ‘is that a promise?’

January 27, 2017

http://twitter.com/#!/BarbofPA/status/285374583295586305

Heh. That’s right, Americans. You must change your laws, and The Constitution, or else Piers “Musket” Morgan is taking his idjit ball and going home!

https://twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/285284201631207426

Definitive! If, of course, he means definitive whining, idiocy and attention-seeking.

https://twitter.com/MattMackowiak/status/285287655833473025

https://twitter.com/rainstreet77/status/285371312665419776

Words, like thinking, are hard.

https://twitter.com/DrKC4/status/285374704137666560

Some of his best friends are guns! No, really. This is what he is basing his oh-so-vast knowledge of firearms on:

Well, I do know a bit about guns, actually. My brother’s a lieutenant colonel in the British Army and has served tours of duty in Northern Ireland, the Balkans, Iraq and Afghanistan. My sister married a colonel who trained Princes William and Harry at Sandhurst. My uncle was a major in the Green Howards.

Stop, our sides can’t take it! The hilarity of the article itself is matched only by the hilarious response:

https://twitter.com/iowahawkblog/status/285380564687675392

https://twitter.com/BarbofPA/status/285371581922942976

That’s right: In the alleged article, he threatens to deport himself if America doesn’t change its gun laws.

https://twitter.com/bethanyshondark/status/285207642106896384

Oh, honey. It’s not a threat if people want you to leave, bless your heart.

https://twitter.com/BarbofPA/status/285374098983501825

https://twitter.com/steveatmguy/status/285369609970913281

https://twitter.com/fitzy1202/status/285381337811152898

Just precious.

https://twitter.com/karakay2004/status/285380855021584384

https://twitter.com/Lion_of_Gray/status/285373912777379840