Trump announcement set for high noon; Updated: Dud! But the mockery isn’t

http://twitter.com/#!/realDonaldTrump/status/261094409330905088

Sigh. Donald Trump’s big announcement, which he’s been hawking for days, is set to be revealed at high noon!

All predictions re: my 12 o’clock release are totally incorrect.Stay tuned!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 24, 2012

Some have predicted that the “bombshell” is twenty year old divorce papers between Michelle and Barack Obama.

Donald Trump to reveal ‘divorce papers of Michelle and Barack Obama’, claims respected… dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2… memeorandum.com/121023/p100#a1…

— memeorandum (@memeorandum) October 23, 2012

Twitter users are not anxiously awaiting the news.

BREAKING: I have obtained secret divorce papers between Donald Trump and reality.

— Danielle Blake (@DCPlod) October 23, 2012

I don’t want to be too judgmental, but Donald Trump couldn’t be dumber if you cut his head off.

— Roger Simon (@politicoroger) October 23, 2012

[email protected]realdonaldtrump Please consider that the momentum is on Romney’s side and one sympathy-generating hit on Obama could change that

— SquatchPride69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 23, 2012

[email protected]realdonaldtrumpnukes should be held for deterrent purposes.

— SquatchPride69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 23, 2012

Allred and Trump are slime wrestling today? Just as most of us have reached campaign fatigue? Good timing, bottom dwellers.

— Cathy McCaughan (@cathymccaughan) October 24, 2012

If Trump is like my dad, he’s probably going to announce that he successfully burned a cd from an iTunes playlist.

— Laytes (@LaytesAgain) October 24, 2012

Idea: let’s put Gloria Allred and Donald Trump in a steel cage death match with tire irons, and ignore whoever survives.

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 24, 2012

<—- will be talking about Obama’s atrocious domestic & foreign policy today. Not distractions a la Trump/Allred/fake abortion controversy.

— Little Miss Rightie (@LilMissRightie) October 24, 2012

Best case Trump announcement scenario: Trump comes out and says “I’ll never talk politics again!”

— Brandon Morse (@CnservativePunk) October 24, 2012

Trump’s not really going to drag out the Obamas’ marital issues, is he? Does he want Obama to win?

— Timothy P Carney (@TPCarney) October 24, 2012

But, the media, of course, are shouting Squirrel!

Shorter media: We would cover the revelation that the president lied about the murder of US citizens, but…Donald Trump. You know.

— Sunny (@sunnyright) October 24, 2012

The media will take Trump seriously if they think they can damage R-Money with it. @wareaglemba

— el SOOPer (@SooperMexican) October 24, 2012

Bingo!

Twitchy will, of course, monitor this story. The things we do, so you don’t have to! We’ll update with the “bombshell.” At high noon.

Sigh.

Update. You can watch the “announcement” live. If, you know, you want to.

You have all been waiting– the response has been amazing! Watch my announcement now, press release to follow at 12:15. bitly.com/SivjCv

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 24, 2012

Press release to follow.

Double sigh.

#ShockedFace RT @danandros: Gee, real shocker, Trump wasted everyone’s time and self promoted. #waste

— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) October 24, 2012

#trump Please proceed Mr Trump… To the nearest asylum

— teri lee kline (@terikline) October 24, 2012

The announcement? That Donald Trump is once again desperately craving attention. He and President Obama sure do have narcissism in common!

From the Desk of Donald Trump: youtube.com/watch?v=MgOq9p… What a bunch of coconutz @realdonaldtrump

— Samantha(@justpipertoo) October 24, 2012

Did Trump just bribe the POTUS for the whole world to see???#moneywillneverbuyclass

— Cynthia(@cynthia1016) October 24, 2012

So if O releases his college and passport records Trump will cut him a $ 5 million dollar check for charity. $10 bucks O won’t budge. #tcot

— Justin Tucker (@TuckDaddy48) October 24, 2012

No, really. That was the bombshell. Trump will cough over cash money for transcripts. Or something.

What actually is priceless? Twitter mockery.

Novel Idea. RT @lisadep: Hey MSM, you could really scoop Trump by digging up the records yourself.

— BiasedGirl (@BiasedGirl) October 24, 2012

Please keep Trump mentions off my Twitter list

— Seth (@dcseth) October 24, 2012

Obama responds to Trump offer: “Charity? What’s that?”

— Sunny (@sunnyright) October 24, 2012

Probably same reason Biden donated only $5k. RT @samsteinhp why won’t trump just give $5m to charity out of the generosity of his heart?

— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) October 24, 2012

I’m still hoping for #SMOD2012.RT @gaypatriot: Trump. Yawn.Now I have to wait 57 more days for the #Mayans

— CatsPolitics (@CatsPolitics) October 24, 2012

You can’t spell “Dud” without Donald Trump.

— Ari Fleischer (@AriFleischer) October 24, 2012

Turns out Donald Trump and Gloria Allred are attention whores. Who knew.

— Sunny (@sunnyright) October 24, 2012

I’m laughing like hell over this Trump thing. Dear lord, my sides ache.

— CatsPolitics (@CatsPolitics) October 24, 2012

BTW, Republicans everywhere breathed a sigh of relief that Trump’s “bombshell” was entirely disarmed. No sympathy points for Obama.

— Noah Rothman (@noah_c_rothman) October 24, 2012

Yes, there is that.

Oh, no. Just stop, Donald.

As stated, here is the press release. fb.me/1Z1e9Ku1A

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 24, 2012

 

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