‘Leave Justin Bieber alone!’ Singer detained by US immigration officials

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http://twitter.com/#!/BakerMachado/status/459464730927562753 E! News is reporting that Justin Bieber, a Canadian, was detained by U.S. immigration officials upon flying into Los Angeles from Japan Thursday. TMZ reports that “U.S. Customs agents are giving JB a secondary customs search … which includes getting grilled about all his open criminal cases — DUI arrest in Miami, egg throwing […]

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Perpetual loser Piers Morgan mocks ‘Duck Dynasty’ ratings dip; Hey Piers, ‘What’s your excuse?’

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http://twitter.com/#!/cjgeissler/status/426782390393249792 He should be, but that would require self-awareness. And Piers Morgan just doesn’t have it. Variety reports that this past Wednesday’s episode of “Duck Dynasty” drew 6.65 million viewers, down from 8.5 million last week. Morgan could barely contain his glee over the news: http://twitter.com/#!/piersmorgan/status/426772917855469568 But as countless tweeters pointed out, Piers really shouldn’t […]

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Magnitude-5.1 L.A.-area earthquake a boon for Twitter photographers … and comedians

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http://twitter.com/#!/ArianaGrande/status/449767209795977216 Yep, Southern California had “another eaAaaarrrthquake” late last night. There have been no fatalities or major injuries reported as yet, and hopefully that won’t change in the morning.  There were, however, lots of photos of quake damage posted to Twitter: http://twitter.com/#!/llamalife/status/449857789217628162 http://twitter.com/#!/Ursgautham/status/449851936561299456 http://twitter.com/#!/twerkinluke/status/449845684057812992 http://twitter.com/#!/RickSforza/status/449776631528189954 http://twitter.com/#!/Nicky_Fagnano/status/449856201614843904 Then there were photos of “devastation” posted by jokers such as these: http://twitter.com/#!/laura_nelson/status/449768012636119040 http://twitter.com/#!/mattnotis/status/449845741138096128 Read […]

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The absurdity never ends: Lincoln’s birthday, now with more President Ego [pic]

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http://twitter.com/#!/KellyBelly14/status/433742755248873472 On Wednesday, it appeared that the White House social media team just wasn’t that into Abraham Lincoln’s birthday. After all: http://twitter.com/#!/redsteeze/status/433714045825187840 And anyway, it was retired basketball player Bill Russell’s birthday and the White House has priorities and stuff. http://twitter.com/#!/exjon/status/433706428683923456 http://twitter.com/#!/sparty_marty/status/433658731620868097 Eventually the White House Twitter team figured out how to honor Lincoln in […]

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Oops: Good Morning America isn’t sure who’s playing in the Super Bowl

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http://twitter.com/#!/k_beck86/status/428002092398428161 The Colts had a brief glimmer of hope there, before Good Morning America wised up and deleted this tweet. http://twitter.com/#!/shohendorf/status/427995547090161666 http://twitter.com/#!/303Wes/status/428003838881038336 http://twitter.com/#!/SRCAZM4ALL/status/428003809441624064 http://twitter.com/#!/karamat/status/427995802225885184 http://twitter.com/#!/BarstoolNate/status/427998617375219713 Related: Oops: Bud Light mixes up its NFL teams Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/01/27/go-colts-good-morning-america-isnt-sure-whos-playing-in-the-super-bowl/

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Piers Morgan ‘imprisoned by news cycle’; Harry Shearer puts into perspective

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http://twitter.com/#!/theharryshearer/status/437743313542602752 Ha! Could it be that the CNN/Piers Morgan combination isn’t working out because Musket doesn’t realize he signed on to work for a 24/7 “news cycle”? Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/02/23/harry-shearer-puts-piers-morgans-imprisoned-by-news-cycle-quote-into-sporty-perspective/

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‘So. Much. YES!’ Sebelius #SOTU face captures ‘Obamacare in one gif’

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http://twitter.com/#!/PoliticalGirls/status/428364705652948994 Snicker. Well, evidently Kathleen Sebelius did manage to find her way to the State of the Union address. Navigators totally worked this time! http://twitter.com/#!/Sebelius/status/428319196460498944 http://twitter.com/#!/Cameron_Gray/status/428348499709935616 Snort. While there, this happened: http://twitter.com/#!/RedAlert/status/428360828921081856 Priceless indeed. Take a gander, in hilarious gif form! http://twitter.com/#!/AaronBlakeWP/status/428368499308638209 Can’t. Stop. Giggling. http://twitter.com/#!/stevepicray/status/428369357601648640 http://twitter.com/#!/llondo/status/428368921427595264 http://twitter.com/#!/NHoffnagle/status/428380287223861248 http://twitter.com/#!/Austin_Barbour/status/428369590016430080 http://twitter.com/#!/SarahCrawford23/status/428369508189732866 Double the snickers! And an […]

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Bam! Hey WH, did you forget this ‘leading statesman’ Biden moment? [pic]

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http://twitter.com/#!/MelissaTweets/status/420923029514764288 Snicker. Even more embarrassing? http://twitter.com/#!/TheRickWilson/status/420895813708304384 Yes, that hilariously happened. A Twitter user offers a flashback that sums it all up brilliantly: http://twitter.com/#!/sjkz/status/420911274512244736 Ah, memories! Good times, good times. How statesmanlike! Related: ‘Not even Jay Carney’s beard is buying that’: WH calls Biden ‘leading statesman’ Awkward: Joe Biden is photographed with a female biker in his lap […]

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