And now, a ‘PSA from FLOTUS,’ brought to you by ‘bad people’ [pics]

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http://twitter.com/#!/Snywalker/status/464474818981949441 Preach. Or let Michelle Obama do the preaching for you: http://twitter.com/#!/Snywalker/status/465246733560467458 One of life’s certainties. http://twitter.com/#!/RealShowstopper/status/465492788365496323 And thanks to a helpful Redditor, there’s a convenient template you can use to create things like this: http://twitter.com/#!/MarvinCrain/status/465253992105115648 So many possibilities. http://twitter.com/#!/papagiorgio200/status/465157865682919425 This image has 1 million+ Facebook likes: http://twitter.com/#!/johnhawkinsrwn/status/466406770341347328 Glowing with pride in their discovery of this newfangled thingy called […]

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MTV star questions bowling Ebola-positive doc with snarky Obama reference

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http://twitter.com/#!/TheMarkLong/status/525639946074222597 Yep. Twitchy readers know the latest Ebola news: A doctor in NYC has tested positive for Ebola. He felt “sluggish” a couple of days ago, yet still roamed about the city, riding on public transportation and hitting up a (now closed) bowling alley. Many, including Fox News’ Martha MacCallum and Julie Banderas, S.E. Cupp […]

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‘Have fun storming the White House’! Secret Service mocked over fence jumper

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http://twitter.com/#!/freddoso/status/516690886202490880 As WaPo’s Carol Leonnig reported, the Secret Service apparently messed up even more than previously thought when it came to confronting White House fence jumper Omar Gonzalez. And now, the White House is paying the price … with the public: I think the one issue uniting left and right in our country is that maybe the […]

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Ironic ad spotted before FLOTUS’ cameo in Funny or Die anti-junk food video

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http://twitter.com/#!/ChrisJOrtiz/status/507183973655916544 http://twitter.com/#!/back_ttys/status/507191355177963520 The Funny or Die people like to help the Obama administration push their agendas. This time, Michelle Obama has a cameo appearance in a “Funny or Die” video that helps promote “Let’s Move” by depicting a snackpocalyptic future: http://twitter.com/#!/funnyordie/status/507194323704610816 http://twitter.com/#!/dcexaminer/status/507190532347404288 http://twitter.com/#!/DavidRutz/status/507182142863200256 The funniest part of the video might have been an ad spotted […]

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NBA Players Select Their Own Celebrity Basketball Team

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Sprite Slam Dunk participants Zach LaVine and Mason Plumlee select their starting five in this year’s celebrity draft. 1. With the first pick in the 2015 Celebrity Draft, Mason Plumlee selects: Ryan Gosling. View this image › Jon Premosch / BuzzFeed “I don’t know if you saw him in Drive, but he is a killer.” […]

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Ticked-off kids blame Michelle Obama for pitiful school lunches [pics]

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http://twitter.com/#!/gallimore25/status/451762639480176642 This week, President Orator told us that if GOP ideas were a food, they’d be a “stinkburger” or “meanwich.” But according to some kids, those look a lot more like items on their school lunch trays. Many students fled the school lunch lines after Michelle Obama’s anti-obesity campaign brought misery (and miniature portions) to […]

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Wife of White House mom jeans enthusiast: Mom jeans kinda suck

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http://twitter.com/#!/TODAYshow/status/439389653553414144 First lady Michelle Obama says she’s just not that into mom jeans. “You don’t have to go there anymore,” she added. While her advice was for moms, we’re just gonna leave this right here: http://twitter.com/#!/LizWFB/status/439422330742530048 Even the Associated Press couldn’t resist mentioning President Mom Jeans: Mom jeans are an ’80s style that is widely […]

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Tone deaf: First dogs Bo and Sunny Obama dine like 1 percenters [photo]

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http://twitter.com/#!/iowahawkblog/status/433037138980925440 President Obama’s state dinner with French President Francois Hollande doesn’t take place until Tuesday, but that didn’t stop White House dogs Bo and Sunny taking their place at the dining table early. Michelle Obama tweeted the picture Monday, and while the photographer certainly has a good eye, some wondered if the first lady wasn’t being […]

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‘Smart kid’ responds to FLOTUS’ suggestion that he’s a ‘knucklehead’ [pic]

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http://twitter.com/#!/kain_teresa/status/436941458021437440 As Twitchy reported, last night, Michelle Obama offered up an Obamacare sales pitch on “The Tonight Show,” telling host Jimmy Fallon that “young people are knuckleheads.” Needless to say, it didn’t go over with actual young people — people like this guy: http://twitter.com/#!/tanyabachand/status/436900585447907328 Aw, yeah! In your face, FLOTUS! http://twitter.com/#!/tanyabachand/status/436942564093362176 That’s the spirit! http://twitter.com/#!/BarryWirth/status/436943311341764608 […]

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‘Obaaama sheep herder’: Let the speculation begin for #JayCarneysNextJob

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http://twitter.com/#!/VeronicaLewis/status/472443051341012992 Jay Carney, President Obama’s press secretary and designated daily liar, announced today that he’ll be stepping down from that position. What does the future hold for Carney? Let the speculation begin: http://twitter.com/#!/redsteeze/status/472439239825563648 http://twitter.com/#!/JayCaruso/status/472441899459297281 http://twitter.com/#!/JayCaruso/status/472440973285666817 http://twitter.com/#!/JoLissa13/status/472449494202605569 http://twitter.com/#!/cayankee/status/472449338715537408 http://twitter.com/#!/FusionFrank/status/472445197884739584 http://twitter.com/#!/ChrisBarnhart/status/472444315327688704 http://twitter.com/#!/TheRightWingM/status/472443739646861312 http://twitter.com/#!/MelissaTweets/status/472444192568774656 http://twitter.com/#!/SquirelLand/status/472444224240365568 http://twitter.com/#!/witchitawilly/status/472445046395248640 http://twitter.com/#!/JGalt9/status/472444518772404224 http://twitter.com/#!/JGalt9/status/472445604618973184 http://twitter.com/#!/JennJacques/status/472440876627947520 #JayCarneysNextJob Therapist to the President. There, there, it's ok. […]

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