The Definitive Ranking Of “SpongeBob SquarePants” Characters By Hotness

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♫ If nautical crushes be something you wish… ♫ 15. Mermaid Man View this image › Nickelodeon / Via spongebob.tumblr.com Why You’re Thirsty: He’s a superhero who can control creatures of the sea. Automatic sexy points. His Downside: That outfit. It must go. 14. Barnacle Boy View this image › Nickelodeon / Via humansofbikinibottom.tumblr.com Why […]

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FYI, Squidward From “SpongeBob” Isn’t A Squid

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You’ve GOT to be squidding me! 1. So if you’re a fan of SpongeBob SquarePants, you’re PROBABLY familiar with his next-door neighbor/co-worker/resident grump of Bikini Bottom, Squidward Tentacles. View this image › Nickelodeon 2. Seriously, he’s a full-time grump and a part-time mediocre clarinet player/Krusty Krab employee. View this image › Nickelodeon 3. With a […]

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