Phenomenal cosmic powerrrs! Does John Podesta think Ted Cruz can ‘control the weather’?

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Whoa. It sounds like Ted Cruz’s political influence is only the tip of the rapidly melting iceberg. Apparently the guy also has some major clout with Mother Nature: Yes, Senator Cruz. Tell us how you’re doing all that. Inquiring minds wanna know! Read more: http://twitchy.com/2015/12/30/phenomenal-cosmic-powerrrs-does-john-podesta-think-ted-cruz-can-control-the-weather/

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Flint aid bill held up by ‘heartless monster’ Ted Cruz

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Anyone listening to the pundits has heard that one of Ted Cruz’s greatest liabilities as a presidential candidate is that no one likes him, not even his fellow senators, with whom he refuses to compromise. That reputation was reinforced this week as headlines declared, “Cruz holding up Flint aid deal in Senate.” Although some senators […]

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‘Well played!’ Ted Cruz slays with ‘affordable’ O-care snark-truth [pic]

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http://twitter.com/#!/amandacarpenter/status/418732345949446144 Indeed he is! Sen. Ted Cruz started off 2014 in style with this tweet: http://twitter.com/#!/SenTedCruz/status/418730615077232641 The senator has used that picture to make a point before, but it never gets old. He has been retweeted almost 600 times and counting. Of course, some whiners are calling for a waaahmbulance: http://twitter.com/#!/thegarance/status/418733105495564288 Seriously? Come on. Most […]

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Ted Cruz considers keeping his Winston Churchill ‘tattoo’ [pics, video]

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http://twitter.com/#!/MistressOfSham/status/451018814696603648 You thought those posters of Sen. Cruz in Beverly Hills were badass? You ain’t seen nothin’ yet! This morning on “FOX & Friends,” the Texas senator rolled up his sleeve to reveal some really sweet ink: http://twitter.com/#!/tedcruz/status/450976540772544512 Sen. Cruz admitted that his tat is just for April Fools’ Day, but maybe that doesn’t have to be the case: […]

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‘BEST e-card ever’! You’ll fall in love with Sen. Ted Cruz’s Obamacare Valentine [pic]

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http://twitter.com/#!/RebornPheonix15/status/433985877828587520 Move over, George Takei! Ted Cruz may have just stolen your Valentine’s Day win with this stroke of genius: http://twitter.com/#!/tedcruz/status/433984839193079808 Love. It. The only way that card could be even more perfect is if it came with chocolate. http://twitter.com/#!/StacyChadwell36/status/433987307394183168 http://twitter.com/#!/Randy_Shannon/status/433987466131824640 *** Related: Twitchy coverage of Ted Cruz Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/02/13/best-e-card-ever-youll-fall-in-love-with-sen-ted-cruzs-obamacare-valentine-pic/

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Civility! Chart-topping songwriter shares death fantasy about Ted Cruz

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http://twitter.com/#!/Diane_Warren/status/459468274137169920 Diane Warren is the prolific, award-winning songwriter behind Aerosmith’s “I Don’t Want to Miss a Thing,” Toni Braxton’s “Un-break My Heart” and dozens of other hits. She’s also a PETA-pusher who appointed herself the voice of all gays, minorities and ducks in a message to “Duck Dynasty” and A&E. Her latest “F**k U” goes […]

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